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BROTHER MORGAN'S STORY
of
FAUNTLEROY.
IT was certainly a dull little dinner-party. Of the four guests,
two of us were men between fifty and sixty, and two of us were
youths between eighteen and twenty, and we had no subjects in
common. We were all intimate with our host, but were only
slightly acquainted with each other. Perhaps we should have got
on better if there had been some ladies among us; but the master
of the house was a bachelor, and, except the parlor-maids who
assisted in waiting on us at dinner, no daughter of Eve was
present to brighten the dreary scene.
We tried all sorts of subjects, but they dropped one after the
other. The elder gentlemen seemed to be afraid of committing
themselves by talking too freely within hearing of us juniors,
and we, on our side, restrained our youthful flow of spirits and
youthful freedom of conversation out of deference to our host,
who seemed once or twice to be feeling a little nervous about the
continued propriety of our behavior in the presence of his
respectable guests. To make matters worse, we had dined at a
sensible hour. When the bottles made their first round at
dessert, the clock on the mantel-piece only struck eight. I
counted the strokes, and felt certain, from the expression of his
face, that the other junior guest, who sat on one side of me at
the round table, was counting them also. When we came to the
final eight, we exchanged looks of despair. "Two hours more of
this! What on earth is to become of us?" In the language of the
eyes, that was exactly what we said to each other.
The wine was excellent, and I think we all came separately and
secretly to the same conclusion--that our chance of getting
through the evening was intimately connected with our resolution
in getting through the bottles.
As a matter of course, we talked wine. No company of Englishmen
can assemble together for an evening without doing that. Every
man in this country who is rich enough to pay income-tax has at
one time or other in his life effected a very remarkable
transaction in wine. Sometimes he has made such a bargain as he
never expects to make again. Sometimes he is the only man in
England, not a peer of the realm, who has got a single drop of a
certain famous vintage which has perished from the face of the
earth. Sometimes he has purchased, with a friend, a few last left
dozens from the cellar of a deceased potentate, at a price so
exorbitant that he can only wag his head and decline mentioning
it; and, if you ask his friend, that friend will wag his head,
and decline mentioning it also. Sometimes he has been at an
out-of-the-way country inn; has found the sherry not drinkable;
has asked if there is no other wine in the house; has been
informed that there is some "sourish foreign stuff that nobody
ever drinks"; has called for a bottle of it; has found it
Burgundy, such as all France cannot now produce, has cunningly
kept his own counsel with the widowed landlady, and has bought
the whole stock for "an old song." Sometimes he knows the
proprietor of a famous tavern in London, and he recommends his
one or two particular friends, the next time they are passing
that way, to go in and dine, and give his compliments to the
landlord, and ask for a bottle of the brown sherry, with the
light blue--as distinguished from the dark blue--seal. Thousands
of people dine there every year, and think they have got the
famous sherry when they get the dark blue seal; but the real
wine, the famous wine, is the light blue seal, and nobody in
England knows it but the landlord and his friends. In all these
wine-conversations, whatever variety there may be in the various
experiences related, one of two great first principles is
invariably assumed by each speaker in succession. Either he knows
more about it than any one else, or he has got better wine of his
own even than the excellent wine he is now drinking. Men can get
together sometimes without talking of women, without talking of
horses, without talking of politics, but they cannot assemble to
eat a meal together without talking of wine, and they cannot talk
of wine without assuming to each one of themselves an absolute
infallibility in connection with that single subject which they
would shrink from asserting in relation to any other topic under
the sun.
How long the inevitable wine-talk lasted on the particular social
occasion of which I am now writing is more than I can undertake
to say. I had heard so many other conversations of the same sort
at so many other tables that my attention wandered away wearily,
and I began to forget all about the dull little dinner-party and
the badly-assorted company of guests of whom I formed one. How
long I remained in this not over-courteous condition of mental
oblivion is more than I can tell; but when my attention was
recalled, in due course of time, to the little world around me, I
found that the good wine had begun to do its good office.
The stream of talk on either side of the host's chair was now
beginning to flow cheerfully and continuously; the
wine-conversation had worn itself out; and one of the elder
guests--Mr. Wendell--was occupied in telling the other guest--Mr.
Trowbridge--of a small fraud which had lately been committed on
him by a clerk in his employment. The first part of the story I
missed altogether. The last part, which alone caught my
attention, followed the career of the clerk to the dock of the
Old Bailey.
"So, as I was telling you," continued Mr. Wendell, "I made up my
mind to prosecute, and I did prosecute. Thoughtless people blamed
me for sending the young man to prison, and said I might just as
well have forgiven him, seeing that the trifling sum of money I
had lost by his breach of trust was barely as much as ten pounds.
Of course, personally speaking, I would much rather not have gone
into court; but I considered that my duty to society in general,
and to my brother merchants in particular, absolutely compelled
me to prosecute for the sake of example. I acted on that
principle, and I don't regret that I did so. The circumstances
under which the man robbed me were particularly disgraceful. He
was a hardened reprobate, sir, if ever there was one yet; and I
believe, in my conscience, that he wanted nothing but the
opportunity to be as great a villain as Fauntleroy himself."
At the moment when Mr. Wendell personified his idea of consummate
villainy by quoting the example of Fauntleroy, I saw the other
middle-aged gentleman--Mr. Trowbridge--color up on a sudden, and
begin to fidget in his chair.
"The next time you want to produce an instance of a villain,
sir," said Mr. Trowbridge, "I wish you could contrive to quote
some other example than Fauntleroy."
Mr. Wendell naturally enough looked excessively astonished when
he heard these words, which were very firmly and, at the same
time, very politely addressed to him.
"May I inquire why you object to my example?" he asked.
"I object to it, sir," said Mr. Trowbridge, "because it makes me
very uncomfortable to hear Fauntleroy called a villain."
"Good heavens above!" exclaimed Mr. Wendell, utterly bewildered.
"Uncomfortable!--you, a mercantile man like myself--you, whose
character stands so high everywhere--you uncomfortable when you
hear a man who was hanged for forgery called a villain! In the
name of wonder, why?"
"Because," answered Mr. Trowbridge, with perfect composure,
"Fauntleroy was a friend of mine."
"Excuse me, my dear sir," retorted Mr. Wendell, in as polished a
tone of sarcasm as he could command; "but of all the friends whom
you have made in the course of your useful and honorable career,
I should have thought the friend you have just mentioned would
have been the very last to whom you were likely to refer in
respectable society, at least by name."
"Fauntleroy committed an unpardonable crime, and died a
disgraceful death," said Mr. Trowbridge. "But, for all that,
Fauntleroy was a friend of mine, and in that character I shall
always acknowledge him boldly to my dying day. I have a
tenderness for his memory, though he violated a sacred trust, and
die d for it on the gallows. Don't look shocked, Mr. Wendell. I
will tell you, and our other friends here, if they will let me,
why I feel that tenderness, which looks so strange and so
discreditable in your eyes. It is rather a curious anecdote, sir,
and has an interest, I think, for all observers of human nature
quite apart from its connection with the unhappy man of whom we
have been talking. You young gentlemen," continued Mr.
Trowbridge, addressing himself to us juniors, "have heard of
Fauntleroy, though he sinned and suffered, and shocked all
England long before your time?"
We answered that we had certainly heard of him as one of the
famous criminals of his day. We knew that he had been a partner
in a great London banking-house; that he had not led a very
virtuous life; that he had possessed himself, by forgery, of
trust-moneys which he was doubly bound to respect; and that he
had been hanged for his offense, in the year eighteen hundred and
twenty-four, when the gallows was still set up for other crimes
than murder, and when Jack Ketch was in fashion as one of the
hard-working reformers of the age.
"Very good," said Mr. Trowbridge. "You both of you know quite
enough of Fauntleroy to be interested in what I am going to tell
you. When the bottles have been round the table, I will start
with my story."
The bottles went round--claret for the degenerate youngsters;
port for the sterling, steady-headed, middle-aged gentlemen. Mr.
Trowbridge sipped his wine--meditated a little--sipped again--and
started with the promised anecdote in these terms:
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